This is my conversation with the exercise video lady:
“We are going to have SO much fun!”
“If you wanna have some fun, just put a little hip action in!” (I guess having fun comes at a cost)
“Remember to smile through your workout!” (Thank you for reminding me, I TOTALLY forgot to smile. I’ll go do that now.)
“Just relax, we are going to have so much fun today!” (I’m glad you told me again, I forgot since the last time you said that)
“lets do four more!”
“Burning calories is good right? That just means you can eat more.”
“Since were doing old school moves, remember the day when impact was a big deal.” (Oh, the memories)
Here comes that heart rate! (OH NO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!)
How do you feel girls? (Kind of uncoordinated, thanks.)
Energy, Calorie burn, and fun, right?
“You ARE having fun, right?” (Um, not really actually)
“You’ve got four more!” (Didn’t you say that hours ago?)
“Last time!” (Okay, I don’t believe you anymore. You are a liar.)
“4 knees, you can DO it!” (Actually, I only have two of those, so asking for four is asking a lot.)
